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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Rocks and minerals

Modeled by our home girl Miranda Kerr, a very successful Ms Australia - every retailer wants to hop onto the fitness bandwagon huh. Maybe later will have Pandora Fit or something. The reason I noticed this is because I am on the lookout for an activity tracker for Bits 50th birthday. The last 50th I celebrated was my mum's. Don't even remember what I got her.
Encounter another rock today in tram standing in front of the tram entrance and refusing to budge. I might sound like a racist bitch but I seem to encounter a lot of rocks of the Asian variety. 

Today's rock looked like a thin student who hugged the entrance pole while trying to will herself to shrink. 

Sorry la no matter how thin you think you are, you are still fatter than that pole you are hugging.
So let go of your insecurities and get off the tram so that passengers can get down. 

Today's rock is particularly stubborn and refuse to budge even when I said excuse me a few times. In the end no choice, just elbow her with my swim bag and push her aside with my hip. A powerful move when you are 70kg.

I am sure she will be complaining on social media about this rude Asian aunty.
On the way home, my entry coincide with our famous singing clock. Nothing the scale of Prague 's astronomical clock and the engineer wasn't killed or blinded in the process.
I passed by this everyday and it amazes me to see the crowd filming it. It is really nothing special. I guess that's what the residents of Prague thinks as well. I am not surprise if the top of my head is featured in numerous vacation videos as our schedules coincides frequently.
 I could be a minor celebrity! 

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